The iPad Sex Story by Touch Reviews

On March 25, 2010, in Oddities & Fun, by Steffen Itterheim

When i read the Touch Reviews article on the very soon launch of the iPad, it was hardly unnoticable that the author is already in love with the device. I took the liberty to mash-up his article by using his own words, leaving only the crucial and telling parts. Fewer love letters to an electronic device were this … uhm, smooth.

I dubbed it “The iPad Sex Story” because i’ll get more hits that way. :D

“The first pleasure .. beautiful packaging .. get their hands on .. envisage the initial handling .. enjoying the sleek lines and curves .. the weight in my hands .. overall beauty .. more than just skin deep .. lifeless in my hands .. rifling through the accessories .. just soaking in .. one of the first things .. i anticipate .. do the activities .. watching those .. keeps me coming back for more again and again .. larger area to play with .. placed perfectly .. left over from my other activities .. clean, smooth .. full-blown .. my initial impression .. piece.”

Steffen Itterheim
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One Response to The iPad Sex Story by Touch Reviews

  1. Craig Willis says:

    Guilty as charged, although many a love story ends in heart break so it remains to be seen how it will end!

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